excerpt

from something in an email:
(I laughed. really hard.)

After hearing a rumor that Carrie Underwood thinks he is ‘cute’ Michael Phelps was over the moon and according to celebrity gossipers on-site at the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics, the two were frequently texting each other and have already begun planning a “quiet first date” near Carrie’s home in Nashville, Tennessee.
An excited Michael is hoping there won’t be too much eating involved on the date. He told Carrie:

“I’m not so sure you’d want to see me eat! It might not make a great first impression.”